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Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’




bring back death note memes

did you know….

yagami backwards………………

is imagay XD

alright putting the memes away again


my dream address:3800.0703.0669

-this is one of called glitch towns. so avoid this dream if you dont like such stuff.
-if you got stuck in it, cut the wifi (i really dont know how my dream works for you)

feel the glitch town. have fun!
(i hope you love my town)

writing tip #921:


nine out of ten readers do not notice mathematical inconsistencies in novels. the other two are fuckin nerds and should be ignored


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