that feeling when you rEALLY want to write but another part of you just won’t let you
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job
me during the last 9 seasons: i really love how dean protects sam at all costs, it’s my favourite brotherly thing about the show.
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
OH MY GOD.
This one is for my Cards Against Humanity crew.
ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post
but this one is truly puzzling me
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Kingdom Hearts “Default face” appreciation post - for there-is-a-sora
(aka why do the characters smile in serious situations)